insults + dyslexia.

I feel like I've had a barrage of non-intentional insults constantly coming at me since being home on winter break over just the past four days!! The most recent one just ocurred while wearing my bangs swept over to the side. My mother told me that I need to start watching how I'm sculpting my eyebrows better, and make sure I don't sculpt without looking in a mirror, beacaaause.. pretty soon I'll be making myself look like Jack Black! In other words, the permanantly surprised/crazy eyebrow look. Thanks mom!

I told her that i am going to stop telling her when she has smudged makeup, or a booger, or food on her face or when at a Mexican restaurant she has tortilla chip sitting there on her boobs. Next time i'll just let the waiter stare at my mom's tortilla chip shelf rack. My mother replied to that with saying how I get mad whenever she tells me I have a booger, haha and that's true. Because well, I never have boogers. Thanks mom and dad for all the insults and all the other criticisms and rude things you've said to me so far this break!

In other news I am having a really bad/weird dyslexia thing going on lately.

Just today:

♥ I said to my mother "so do you want to go shopping?" she said, "for what?" I said "for a cheap joke" instead of "for a cheap jacket for Laurel".
♥ Next I looked at a jar on the counter and thought it read "Transvestite Applesauce" when in reality, it says "Gravenstein Applesauce".
♥ Three times today I've attempted to write out "2006" and instead written "2066". Gee, I can't wait for the new year to be here so that I can write "2066" all over everything.
♥ My oldest sister has some stupid email address containing "pippilongstocking". Today I looked at my inbox and was like "I have mail from from pippi lock and popping? Who is pippi lock and popping? Oh wait, nevermind...."


Ahh, winter break is great.